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The Infamous Live Nudes Sign The Fridge Deep Thoughts Freshman Year |
Future Plans: Fishing Pictures, more "fun" pictures, every day occurrences section. For now, just look at the pictures on the left and right, or read some Steven Wright below. All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets
the cheese. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before
we met. OK, so what's the speed of dark? How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously
overlooked something. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people
have. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong
lane. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to
be lazy. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. I intend to live forever - so far, so good. Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her
friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet
engines. Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal
desire. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty
crowded. Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! |
Cody Sappy Love Poem A Fish Tale Rudy's Hard Day |
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