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The Fridge

Deep Thoughts Freshman Year

 

Future Plans: Fishing Pictures, more "fun" pictures, every day occurrences section.

For now, just look at the pictures on the left and right, or read some Steven Wright below.

 

  • All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

  • The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

  • I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

  • OK, so what's the speed of dark?

  • How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

  • If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

  • Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

  • When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

  • Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

  • Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

  • Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

  • Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

  • I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

  • Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

  • If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

  • Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

  • When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

  • Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

Cody

Sappy Love Poem

A Fish Tale

Rudy's Hard Day

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